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Me in pretty much every social event
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do not fall in love with hockey teams they will only make you cry

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Reblog - 1 noteAnd that’s a wrap! @phoenixcoyotes #untilnextyear  (at Arena)
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French teacher: okay now say something in french
Me: Est-ce que tu aimes le sexe? Le sexe, je veux dire : l'activité physique, le coït. Tu aimes ça? Tu ne t'intéresses pas au sexe ? Les hommes pensent que les féministes détestent le sexe mais c'est une activité très stimulante et naturelle que les femmes adorent
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bobs burgers is a gift from god

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Champs Elysees, FrancePhoto Credit: (Paul SKG)
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Just once I thought we could win in regulation…


You know those math problems where it’s like “two trains leave two different stations 62 miles apart, each carrying 20 tons of coal. If they arrive at the other station at 3:00 PM, what is the average circumference of a grape?”

That’s what the DMV is like.

this is painfully accurate